I was at the sink the other day refilling the water jug and I noticed a glass sitting on the counter from The Bulldog, a bar on Magazine Street. I have yet to venture in there, but have heard that on Wednesdays you get to keep your pint glasses upon purchasing the drink. So I am guessing that is where the glass I saw came from. There are close to 5,000 of them in the cabinet and I have never paid much attention to what they say on them, though I have noticed they are all different. This one made me chuckle. Here is what it says on the back:
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. She is not a “BABE” or a “CHICK”—she is a “BREASTED AMERICAN”.
2. She is not “EASY”—she is “HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE”.
3. She is not a “DUMB BLONDE”—she is a
“LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY”.
4. She has not “BEEN AROUND”—she is a
4. She has not “BEEN AROUND”—she is a
“PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION”.
5. She does not “NAG” you—she becomes “VERBALLY REPETITIVE”.
6. She is not a “TWO-BIT HOOKER”—she is a “LOW COST PROVIDER”.
5. She does not “NAG” you—she becomes “VERBALLY REPETITIVE”.
6. She is not a “TWO-BIT HOOKER”—she is a “LOW COST PROVIDER”.
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