Bug Food

In Twilight Edward tells Bella that her scent/blood is like his own “personal brand of heroin” that he can’t resist. Well, my blood must be something desired by every freaking bug in New Orleans because they are sucking me dry!! I am being eaten alive by invisible bugs that I don’t even notice and therefore have no chance of defending myself from. My legs look like they have been to battle. I don’t want to bathe in bug spray but I desperately need advice on how to get off the daily special menu for insects!